Metric System Enthusiast Gifts

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

The Polygon family at home

Euclidean Dog.

"We're all metric now..."

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"It's perfect."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

Cube of disappointment

Dog squared equals...

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."