Metric System Enthusiast Gifts

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Hectare?

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

The Polygon family at home

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Euclidean Dog.

"We're all metric now..."

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

"It's perfect."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

Dog squared equals...

Cube of disappointment