Geometric Explorer Gifts

People who understand Venn diagrams

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

In Difficulties.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Chicken

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Euclidean Dog.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'