Mathematical Explorer Gifts

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

E=mc2.

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

X-ray Psychology.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Common Core Family Therapy

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."