Equation Explorer Gifts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."

'E=ma2. E=mb2...'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Blackboard equation: Strange effect no one can comprehend.

Math teacher shows a number line representing her diet.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Let that be a lesson to you."

'You're getting warm Billy, very warm...!'

"Yo, this should be a two."

Pi Ala Mode.

E=MC2 Dance.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'

'But this is the simplified version for the general public.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Of course I get it. E, double hyphen, M, C and little 2 that's a little higher up."

'If 40 Amish farmers can build a barn in 8 hours. . . then 1280 of them can do it in 15 minutes.'

'I assure you, Kevin, the multiplication table is not Eurocentric!'

E=Equals

Science Judges

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Teaching.

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

E=mc2.

"Without doubt you are rational, how can you have an imaginary friend?"

"Duh!"

With these ten digits I will be able to keep you busy with homework for the entire school year.