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Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Presentation: Any questions?

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Math teacher shows a number line representing her diet.

"Let that be a lesson to you."

'You're getting warm Billy, very warm...!'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'

'But this is the simplified version for the general public.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

"Duh!"

Science Judges

"Of course I get it. E, double hyphen, M, C and little 2 that's a little higher up."

"But it's not as wrong as it could have been."

"Hey everybody - we've discovered the Higgs boson! It was hidden under this big pile of equations all this time."

"Without doubt you are rational, how can you have an imaginary friend?"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'If 40 Amish farmers can build a barn in 8 hours. . . then 1280 of them can do it in 15 minutes.'

'I assure you, Kevin, the multiplication table is not Eurocentric!'

With these ten digits I will be able to keep you busy with homework for the entire school year.

Teaching.

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

"Since the test is on fractions, I didn't think you would mind if I got a portion of them wrong."

"He's checking the math for political correctness."