Formula Explorers T-Shirts

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

Pi Ala Mode.

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Lemniskate

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Maths is fun!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'I'm an atheist!'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Warning: Math Ahead!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'