Equation Explorers T-Shirts

Oh, dear! Another tragic case of math anxiety!

"It needs more science and less fiction."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Pi Ala Mode.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Think Tank

Genius Envy

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Science Fair Judgements

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'