Equation Explorers Prints

Oh, dear! Another tragic case of math anxiety!

"It needs more science and less fiction."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

Lemniskate

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Genius Envy

Think Tank

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'