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'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Pi Ala Mode.

"How was work?"

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Maths is fun!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Presentation: Any questions?

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Yo, this should be a two."

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."