Formula Explorer Pillows

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"How was work?"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Maths is fun!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Presentation: Any questions?

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Yo, this should be a two."

The Elephant in the Womb

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'