Formula Hunter Pillows

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I forgot the question.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers