Formula Lover Pillows

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Think Tank

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'...Or not.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Lucky Guess."

Science And Society 1923

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."