Math Explorer Gifts

"I know how to divide, but want to learn how to divide and conquer."

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

How's your math class, Teddy? Ok. Is your teacher any good? I guess. Are you learning anything? Dunno. Standardized tests may be imperfect

In Difficulties.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Bertrand Russell

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"Was this a math or a science test?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

E=mc2.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."