Number Explorer Gifts

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Boy, math sure would be a lot easier if we studied it in base zero instead of base ten.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

The Life of Pi

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Pi Ala Mode.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."