Metric System Geeks Pillows

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Poetry repairman

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Heavenly angles

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

"We're all metric now..."

Hexagon.

"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."