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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"He gets easily abstracted."

When Cells Divide

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Be open to help.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

'Let's send out for pizza..'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

math faculty

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Elephant and Castle

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'