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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

When Cells Divide

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Be open to help.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

math faculty

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Elephant and Castle

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."