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30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

Confusion in A Jar.

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

'More or less?'

Scientist with test tube.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

"Angry or Hangry?

"Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator."

"But I digress..."

Albert Einstein.

Isaac Newton Discovers Gravlax

Albert Einstein and doctor

"Talk to you later. That guy Bell is here to show me his invention."

I'm a nuclear physicist.

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