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"It seemed like miles to me!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

The Polygon family at home

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Euclidean Dog.

"It's perfect."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Dog squared equals...

Cube of disappointment

'The first step: a straight line...'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."