Metric Measurement Enthusiast Pillows

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Hectare?

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

The Polygon family at home

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Euclidean Dog.

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

"It's perfect."

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Dog squared equals...

Cube of disappointment

We only go around once

'The first step: a straight line...'

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."