Metric Conversion Nerd Pillows

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Hectare?

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Recalculating!

Traffic Sign

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

What are the chances?

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

Map to Tsar's Homes

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

37.85 Litres Hats

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

Satellite Navigation

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'