Geometry Wizards Pillows

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Maths is fun!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Jewish Geometry

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."