Geometric Wizard Wannabe Pillows

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'