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Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

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'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

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"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

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'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'