Math Wizards Pillows

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

A Protractor.

'X='

'Marks and Mensa.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'What's twenty percent of $17.56?'

"What I don't understand is that all three of us managed to get the figures wrong."

Proof that triangles are intelligent

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"I think we were taught a different method to solve this problem."

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

'Ok, you want 40 dollars. That's two 10s and six 5s - no, it's three 10s and nine... wait that's not right. Rats! I never was any good at math!'

"He's got the numeracy skills of a something or other year old."

Math Trash Talk: 'Well, your mama still counts on her fingers.'

'The worst part of school is the arithmetic - it's almost impossible to fudge.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Today we learned to count to one.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'