Math Whizz Gifts

"I'm going to take a stab at it and say two-ish."

"This is a tough problem."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'