Math Wiz Gifts

Bidding

Hipster Scientists

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

A guy who looks a little like Einstein: E = something, something squared...'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"