Calc Whiz Gifts

"Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means." "Certainly. K-4/7....5T"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Nerd tryouts.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"