Math Whiz Gifts

'This must be Fibonacci's.'

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

5/3rds of the class don't understand a word I'm saying about fractions.

'I think I see the problem,,,'

Bigger Brain

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

Polygon man.

I want to be an accountant for the government.

"Well, in my opinion it's 265! Are you telling me I don't have a right to my opinion?"

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Do I get extra credit for neatness

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Rate me on a scale of one to ten!' 'Can I use fractions?'

Kid to teacher: 'I went with my gut feeling.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Everyone waited as Allen figured out how much the meal had cost per bite.

"People have been doing algebra for hundreds of years, and 'X' is still unknown?"

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"He's a bright little spark, isn't he?"

'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'

"We're not afraid of you. My date's an accountant. There's strength in numbers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Let that be a lesson to you."