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'This must be Fibonacci's.'

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

5/3rds of the class don't understand a word I'm saying about fractions.

Bigger Brain

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

'I think I see the problem,,,'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

Polygon man.

I want to be an accountant for the government.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"Well, in my opinion it's 265! Are you telling me I don't have a right to my opinion?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Kid to teacher: 'I went with my gut feeling.'

'Rate me on a scale of one to ten!' 'Can I use fractions?'

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.'

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'That's a pretty big problem to cover in just one session, Dr. Vanderhoff.'

"He's a bright little spark, isn't he?"

'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Everyone waited as Allen figured out how much the meal had cost per bite.

"We're not afraid of you. My date's an accountant. There's strength in numbers."