Arithmetic Whiz T-Shirts

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Multi-tasking.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."