Calculation Whiz T-Shirts

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

ACcountants Lunch

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"What's a debenture?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Genius Envy

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."