Numbers Whiz Gifts

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Confusing equations.

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Could you put me through to the Quarterly Statement Report, translation department?'

'I got 100 in arithmetic today and I still failed. The answer was 200.'

'Haven't you ever heard of statistical manipulation?'

'Maths is fun!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"I just don't UNDERSTAND. I explained that statistically there was a 43% probability that we had a 52% chance of having successful sexual congress but she STILL wasn't interested!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"How was work?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy

Think Tank

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph