Numbers Whiz Gifts

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Confusing equations.

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Could you put me through to the Quarterly Statement Report, translation department?'

'I got 100 in arithmetic today and I still failed. The answer was 200.'

'Haven't you ever heard of statistical manipulation?'

A day late and a dollar short doesn't sound so bad until you see all the finance charges.

'Maths is fun!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"I just don't UNDERSTAND. I explained that statistically there was a 43% probability that we had a 52% chance of having successful sexual congress but she STILL wasn't interested!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy