Score Whiz Gifts

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Math Teacher

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Music Quiz

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

It's academic

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"