Word Game Whiz Gifts

'I need a three letter word that means, totally awesome person'?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Maltese cross.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Sauce for the Goose

Nerd tryouts.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Examinations.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I spy with my little eye…"

"It's a swearbox."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"You're famous, Angus."

"I don't believe in egrets."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.