Card Game Whiz Gifts

Net poker - who are you up against?

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"It's a swearbox."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Math Teacher

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Music Quiz

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

It's academic

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"No conifering, please."

"How was your test?"

'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'