Poker Whiz Gifts

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Group Think Time

"Well....I could've done this!"

Little league world series of poker.

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Music Quiz

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"The exclamation points make the whole thing seem desperate and contrived."

'I'm all in.'

It's academic

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'