Poker Whiz Gifts

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Little league world series of poker.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Mice taking lessons.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Music Quiz

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

It's academic

"The exclamation points make the whole thing seem desperate and contrived."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Have we thought this thing through?'