Card Game Whiz Pillows

Net poker - who are you up against?

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

Math Teacher

"It's a swearbox."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

It's academic

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"No conifering, please."

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"How was your test?"