Word Whizz Gifts

'She wasn't hoydening when she chuffed arrack.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Dog Park

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Examinations.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I spy with my little eye…"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"It's a swearbox."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"You're famous, Angus."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Global Positioning Manual

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Law 'N' Order

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'