It Whizz Gifts

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Johann Strauss

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Do you mind?"

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'