Weather Whizzes Gifts

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

Raincloud Umbrella

Modern kite for wind energy.

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

The original sundial.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

"This Big Freeze is nothing but another attempt by Global Warming Deniers to wrong-foot the Great British Public!"