Weather Whiz Gifts

'I don't know. It's so misty I can't see.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

If Weather Forecasters Were Held To The Same Standards As Other Professions

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

Who's that poor chap...a banker? Weather forecaster!

Sheep shrink in the rain.

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

The first car accident.

Raincloud Umbrella

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'