Weather Wizards Gifts

It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

"All you need to know about weather forecasting"

"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."

Cone of Uncertainty

Hurricane Bomb

A jester doing the weather forecast.

The day we ran out of weather.

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

"Gracie, remember how you wanted me to go on that school field trip tomorrow...and I said I was too busy? Well, my appointment has been canceled, so I can go!"

"Hail, Satan...!!"

"If I were a meteorologist, 50% correct would be considered pretty good."

Captain in a storm

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Raincloud Umbrella

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Shoes Make The Man

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Come and get it!'