Weather-watching Wizards Gifts

'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have their own weather... '

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

The original sundial.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'