Whimsical Weather Watchers Gifts

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Captain steering house through flood.

Snowman Driver

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

How You Know It's Spring...

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'The mist is clearing.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

Global Forecasting Institute

'Say, Fred...'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Ian McCaskill

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

Nor'easter Island

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

Surreal Weather