Witty Weather Watcher Gifts

"Man, what a bunch of gross, ugly, disgusting clouds."

Captain steering house through flood.

Civilized Salmon

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

No Action Comics

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

How You Know It's Spring...

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Say, Fred...'

Ian McCaskill

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Hot enough for you?"

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

Nor'easter Island

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'Looks like rain.'

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'

Early Bird.