Witty Weather Watcher Gifts

Captain steering house through flood.

Civilized Salmon

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

No Action Comics

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

How You Know It's Spring...

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

Global Forecasting Institute

Ian McCaskill

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Say, Fred...'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

"Hot enough for you?"

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

Nor'easter Island

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'Don't tell me the swing's broken.'

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

Barometer figures for extreme weather conditions. Too bloody wet and too bloody hot.