Punny Weather Watcher Gifts

Nor'easter Island

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Giant Snowflake.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

I hate monday mornings.

FORE!

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Price may vary with weather.

Good morning, Boss. What're you going to do about it, Park? Are you just going to complain, or are you going to come up with an actionable plan. Complainers never do, Park, and doers never complain. I wasn't actually complaining. Our patrons buy 65% less cocoa on sunny days.