Punny Weather Watcher Pillows

Nor'easter Island

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Giant Snowflake.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

FORE!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

I hate monday mornings.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Price may vary with weather.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It is too snowing!'