Whimsical Weather Watcher Pillows

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

'Don't tell me the swing's broken.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Flooding

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Snowman Driver

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Frogs

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The mist is clearing.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

Fearless Frog Part 15

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold'and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

Ian McCaskill

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Nor'easter Island

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

Surreal Weather

'There is no bad weather, just bad weather FORECASTS.'

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

Cloaked figure gives flower to wind sock.