Whimsical Weather Watcher Pillows

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

'Don't tell me the swing's broken.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Flooding

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Snowman Driver

Frogs

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The mist is clearing.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Dessert Storm Veteran

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Ian McCaskill

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

Nor'easter Island

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

Surreal Weather

'There is no bad weather, just bad weather FORECASTS.'

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

'My mom said I could help decorate my little sister's birthday cake, so I'm adding the sprinkles.'

"Did I just detect a sharp gust of wind?"

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

Cloaked figure gives flower to wind sock.

'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'