Weather Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'This 'prime rate' of yours -- does it include the wind-chill factor?'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'It's a snow mobile.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

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North Pole.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

LARGE FRONT

Seasoned firewood

Security Gourd

"We've got water views again."

Roll Playing Game

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Wordplay: Gastronomy.

Man Sledging on his car

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

"Hot enough for you?"

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."